eBay Find of The Day: Microvanis Syndrom ed.

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 02/12/2014 at 12:25 • Filed to: ebay

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2002 KIA Micro Van, 1.0 L, RWD, Manual, 14,000 miles, Cumming (HAHAHAHAHAHA I'm 12), Georgia, No title, bill of sale only, but hey, !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!

You know you want this, Orlove.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/12/2014 at 12:27

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ILL-FITTING SUMMIT RACING MAT SEAL OF APPROVAL

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 02/12/2014 at 12:29

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It's perfect for murders! They even tried to trim it down and gave up.

Bad Idea Hat > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/12/2014 at 12:29

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Man, Kia plus no title is scaaaaary.

twinturbobmw > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/12/2014 at 12:30

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Needs this .

thebigbossyboss > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/12/2014 at 12:31

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I used to see one of these everyday in the same blue in africa.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Bad Idea Hat 02/12/2014 at 12:31

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Perfect for track days! You might even be able to license this in Ohio, just tell them it's a Sodona limited.

thebigbossyboss > thebigbossyboss 02/12/2014 at 12:31

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I should add: It looked like a bubble.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > twinturbobmw 02/12/2014 at 12:33

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My Pinto needs that.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/12/2014 at 12:34

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I'll admit I'm not sure how this thing has that many miles. I would have thought imported through being an EPA-cert "micro-truck" and thus grossly speed-limited, but a 1L engine may be too large for that. If it was imported that way, then it's got a lot of hours on it for that many miles- if it wasn't, then since as far as I'm aware these weren't imported through the Kia dealer/crash tested/etc...

Very possibly some

with respect to applicable laws.

offroadkarter > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/12/2014 at 12:56

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I wonder what this would get for highway MPG on a trip from Gay to Cumming

Roundbadge > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/12/2014 at 13:04

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At first, saw that as:

somethingsomethingLOL

Zibodiz > Roundbadge 02/12/2014 at 13:19

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That would be the perfect name for a car the manufacturer doesn't really want to make. I can just see the Dodge Executive meeting now: "The Dodge Neon? Yeah, we gotta have a small car, but seriously, this thing is stupid. Just call it the 'something something lol'"